Sitting here on the couch watching Doomsday Preppers I can feel the dreaded man flu taking a hold on me. I can just about move, my nose has decided to run away and my throat has hired some knives for entertainment.

Man flu is so underrated, it must have a special strain that makes us men suffer more.

Anyhow I will grab some paracetamol and hope that I make it through the night.